lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

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• person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels
• me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but... okay

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ashton-irwin-belongs-to-me:

themindprobe:

krisadilli:

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved

I am both of these people

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fitbekz:

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*

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slimetony:

cptdriad:

slimetony:

don’t even get me started

Okay

thanks

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